February 2012
4 posts
10 tags
“The monarchy is something we’re an important part of. I like it for our...”
– Frank Mahovlich (b. 1938, Timmins, ON. Canadian senator, Toronto Maple Leafs star)
13 tags
“The cure for high self-esteem is adolescence.”
– Zits
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“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man-...”
– Larry David
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“- So dumb guys go for dumb girls AND smart guys go for dumb girls. What do the...”
– Modern Family
January 2012
7 posts
“Sweat. It’s your fat crying.”
– (via blogilates)
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“I contend that every woman has the right to feel beautiful, no matter how...”
– Marie Dressler (1868-1934, Cobourg, ON. Actress. Best actress Oscar, 1931)
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“We don’t have books in kindergarten titled “My Mommy’s A Sex...”
– Mark Woermeke (High School English teacher)
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“Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive...”
– Martin Luther King Jr.
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“For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the...”
– Richard J. Needham (1912-96, Toronto journalist, humour columnist)
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“I try to do the right thing with money… clip some coupons… buy four...”
– LL Cool J
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“The U.S. Department of Agriculture has estimated that in order to get people to...”
– “Fat Head” (documentary responding to “Super Size Me”)
December 2011
7 posts
8 tags
“Once every six months, I’ll have a day where I eat more chocolate than has...”
– Jim Carrey (b. 1962, Newmarket, ON. Comedian and movie actor)
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“Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.”
– Voltaire
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“We’re not the public service of Canada, we’re not just another department. We...”
– Rick Hillier (b. 1955, Campellton, NL. General(Ret), Former Canadian Chief of the Defence Staff)
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“There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police...”
– Jack Nicholson
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“A long time ago, in a country not so far away, I was eight years old doing my...”
– Hayden Christensen (b. 1981, Vancouver, Actor, played Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars Episode II and III)
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“How I wish we lived in a time when laws were not necessary to safeguard us from...”
– Barbra Streisand
November 2011
5 posts
8 tags
“Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and...”
4 tags
“If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and KEEP...”
8 tags
“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
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“When someone tells you that you can’t do something, just remember:...”
8 tags
“Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in...”
– Voltaire (French philosopher)
September 2011
16 posts
9 tags
“Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.”
– Robert Cody
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“As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in...”
– Johnny Depp
5 tags
“Never be afraid to sit awhile and think.”
– Lorraine Hansberry
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“3,000 scientists say they are working hard to make a list of every living thing...”
– Ali Misener
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“Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.”
– Seneca (Roman philosopher, mid-1st century AD)
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“I think Nabokov once said that genius is finding the invisible link between...”
– Michelle Williams in the October Issue of Vogue (via vogue)
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“Love is like an earthquake-unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part...”
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“Dusty firefighters with tear tracks on their grimy faces falling exhausted...”
– Christie Blatchford (columnist)
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“I didn’t want to do metal work and get my hands all nicked up and be around...”
– Michael J. Fox (b. 1961, Edmonton. TV and movie actor)
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“Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.”
9 tags
“Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (American Poet, Lecturer and Essayist, 1803-1882)
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“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at...”
– Neil Gaiman (English born American Novelist, Journalist, Screenwriter, Children’s author and Comics writer)
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“If anyone at my funeral talks some sort of rubbish about what a great man I was,...”
– Anthony Romanelli
1 tag
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“In a world filled with hate, we must still dare to hope. In a world filled with...”
– Michael Jackson
August 2011
31 posts
8 tags
“We go on and on about our differences. But our differences are less important...”
– William Hall (1827-1904, Horton’s Bluff, NS. Royal Navy Sailor)
7 tags
“An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.”
– Mahatma Gandhi
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“When I’m hungry, I eat. When I’m thirsty, I drink. When I feel like...”
– Madonna
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“But most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and...”
– Marilyn Monroe
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“Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.”
– Oscar Wilde
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“No one waves a wand and solves the world’s problems. That’s an...”
– Jane Jacobs (1916-2006, Pennsylvania, USA. Writer, activist in urban planning)
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“There is no “i” in team but there is in “win”. ”
– Michael Jordan
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“You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the...”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
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“Be as you wish to seem.”
– Socrates
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“Sometimes I wave to people I don’t know. It’s very dangerous to wave...”
– Mitch Hedberg (American Comedian, 1968-2005)
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“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?’”
– Jerry Seinfield